Zoink'd essay

Title: Craziest show ever, Zoink'd
Name: Justin L
Teacher: Ms. Babb
Date: 12/12/11
Craziest show ever, Zoink'd
           Ready to explode, and be famous, on live TV Zoink'd the craziest, wackiest, and entertaining show ever created. A show were adults showoff their talent like dancing, singing, and noise imitations. This
show is packed with insane talents, mean judges, humongous studio, and awesome host. I wish that I could watch the show twenty four seven, or until I pass out on the ground.
        Would you want to be a live audience for a crazy whacky and entertaining show? Well I would certainly would want to. Zoink'd an exciting show were adults shoe off there insane and weird talents to
impress the tuff judges, and if they do the winner wins 1000 dollars.The show was really fascinating and totally hilarious, because some of the adults got slimed with a blue slimy, sticky, substance. It was very interesting watching some of the insane talents. A TV shows were kids judge adults instead of adults judging kids has to be good, and breathtaking. Zoink'd was a very exquisite, dazzling, and a magnificent experience for anybody to enjoy. I wish I could be on Zoink'd every episode maybe even be a judge on the show would be awesome, or maybe in a few years' time I could show off my spectacular, and dramatic talents.
       The judges on the show were all pretty young and definitely very mean. The judges were Natalie, Wyse, Aleksa, and Neal. I would have picked different judges instead of those kids. Let's forget the judges
for now and move onto the contestants. All of the contestants were all very gifted in their own special way, and watching all of the perform blinded me with amazement. I also enjoyed watching the dude when he
put a bean in his mouth and make it come out of his eye. That was so creepy. Some of the other acts that I was stunned by were juggling, singing while playing a guitar, noise imitations, and whistling. Last but certainly not last I was blown away by the dancing act not the dude that dressed like a random bear. That act was the atomic bomb it was so cool when he crossed his legs and turned upside down on onehand. The host was really funny, and  pouring with energy he was a really great host. His name was Adam and he was a pretty cool guy to 0phang out with. All of the contestants and host were amazing and maybe one or two of the judges.
       The studio were they shot the show was really interesting when I first walked into it. There were a million bright flashing lights, lots of cameras, and loads of people running around the set getting things in place, and cleaning up after the slime. In the studio there was a big pink tube sticking out of the ground that shot out tons of Ping-Pong balls with happy faces on them. There was also a big blue tube that shot out pink and blue steamers. My favourite one was a squared shape tube that was above the contestants that was coloured green and shot out nasty blue slime. During the breaks/intermission Josh would come out and ask us (The Students) If we had our own talents and show it to the audience, and when you were done he would hand out whoopee cushions, or a YTV mouse pad. Zoink'd probably the best show for people to watch and enjoy zany and insane talent
        Dazzling talent, critical judges, and a hilarious host, man this show is jam packed with fabulous things. Zoink'd is probably the best TVshow invented by a bunch of insane people in a good way) If I had to
choose either Zoink'd or all the candy in th e world. I would probably choose Zoink'd because I don't want a zillion of cavities. Zoink'dnothing can describe this madness. Don't even try to.